Spaff Beast


a dirty man that m-st-rb-t-s over six times a day. a man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can m-st-rb-t-.
spaff beast: i’ve m-st-rb-t-d eight times today!
friend of beast: wow, your such a spaff beast!

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