[spaff] [wagon]


1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.
1.
a: mate i know i said i’d go for a beer but i’m working.
b: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick f-cking spaff wagon!
spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning s-m-n) and wagon (another word for van). spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.
what’s up spaffwagon

that jack is such a f-cking spaffwagon

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