spaffpout


a man who likes to eat another mans “spaff” out of his wifes spasm chasm.

often coincided with chast-ty, where a “mistress / wife” will get her “slave/husband” to clean up her toys mess
oh i’ve heard about him, apparently he’s a spaffpout, can’t resist keeping the spaff out his pout, what a desperate way to make your missus happy

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