to make an effort to dress nicely or present yourself well, when you normally look like cr-p.
“wow, you look great tonight!”
“yea, i spag up alright”
- spank pile
an abnormally large puddle of s-m-n produced by the vigorous m-st-rb-t–n of two or more men. can also be created by a slammin’ gang bang (or railroading, bukkake etc.) when all partic-p-nts unload their product in a predetermined spot (ex. pool table, girls stomach etc). lisa accidently sat in the spank pile on the kitchen […]
- spanish fly trap
a mexican girls vigina that mexican has a hairy spanish fly trap placing your b-lls into someones -n-s or v-g-n-. me and chloe decided to do something crazy last night, so i gave her a wicked spanish-flytrap.
how tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates. combo of procrastinate and tweet. tech geek online: today, i got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. ha. ha. ha.
(n.) michele noonan, a big brother 11 contestant. a neuroscientist who was so socially awkward the first few weeks and barely ever showed up on the live internet feeds, it was like playing where’s waldo trying to spot her. she surprisingly enough turned out to be a nymphomaniac and made it to the final 4 […]
- never bring food to a buffet
an expression which basically -sserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite s-x to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to “hook up”. applies of course to those who are not married […]