spaggard
an amalgamation of sp-ck and blaggard, but retaining most of the former’s meaning.
a clumsy or cackhanded person, pr-ne to acting like a r-t-rd, whether intentionally or no.
it is generally used without any other words – i.e. you wouldn’t say ‘you are a spaggard’, just ‘spaggard’.
bill totally had a window for some sn-tch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her t-ts. spaggard.
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