spaggett
a substance you should never touch by any f-cking circ-mstance.
tom: *touches spaggett*
jim: *launches lazer beam obliterating tom coming from his p-n-s*
a substance which you should never f-cking touch in any circ-mstances. d
tom: *touches spaggett*
jim: *obliterates tom with a f-cking lazer coming out of his p-n-s*
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