Spaghett


based off the character “spaghett” from the tim and eric awesome show, a spaghett is any individual that has no understanding for social cues and has a compulsive need for attention. they are an individual that does not know when they are unwanted in a group and seem to think that anyone that shows even the most basic of human decencies to them is their friend. a spaghett also seems to have no understanding of when someone of the opposite s-x is not interested in them and, while not always going full creep, will continue in pursuit long after it has been made apparent that their advances are unwelcome.
man, dylan just keeps crashing our kick backs, what a spaghett.
dude, hide, paulina is coming, she’s such a spaghett.
man, does jason just not get that ariana just isn’t into him, he keeps texting her like a total spaghett.
an erotic party including going to walkabout and getting plates of noodles with sauce for $3.14 on thursday nights, followed by expensive cupcakes and gelato downstairs. basically the greatest thing ever.
eg. the spaghett was greatly erotic last night. yum!

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