Spaghetti-ing
when you roll up all the blankets in the bed, like a fork and spaghetti, you are spaghetti-ing the blankets. singular, noun, “spaghetti”, as in “you’re such a spaghetti”, someone who takes up all the blankets, leaving the other person cold and exposed.
ugh! thomas! you’re such a spaghetti. stop spaghetti-ing the blankets!
verb. the act of tangling ethernet cables in such a fashion that it is reminiscent of a large bowl of angel hair pasta while speaking with a technical support representative.
support rep: now, take the wire running from your computer to your router and move it to the back of the modem.
customer: hang on, i’ve spaghettied my wires.
support rep: …spagettied?
customer: yeah, i’m spaghetti-ing my wires.
support rep: …
#computer illiterates #n00bs #noobs #support #help
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