Spak
a spastic, someone who acts like a f-ckin r-t-rd
spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons -sshole. while in the persons -sshole light it on fire. while it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. you will need at least 100 men to do this. after they all had s-x with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.
person: hey, you want to spak?
you: no, i still have scares from the last time!
person: come on, please?
you: well, i am hungry
to spak = to spank, to speak, to sp-nk.
prim spakker : pelhamds
orgin: pelhamds, upgradecap and some other spakker.
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#yolospak
optimusspak
decimusspaker
i spaked him hard.
an intense and rapid form of masturbation.
extreme version of fapping
“my arm hurts so much”
“thats what you get for spaking so hard”
1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human
man, you are a f-ckin’ spak
slang for a spastic, originated from the leet version of spastic.
tony blair is such a spak.
a general term of endearment that is short for raspak, which in turn is short for respect. an adjective given to anything that gains the slightest bit of approval of one who understands the complexity of the adjective itself.
yo man that joke was/had spak.
that shirt is/has more spak than me.
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