spam account
a spam account is.. yikes.. well, it’s mainly just a instagram account filled with what you’d expect: spam. it’s mainly just teens complaining about their lives through pictures. there’s usually way over 1000 posts and it doesn’t stop them.
it’s mainly just another way to show how egotistical you are.
person 1: hey, how many posts does your spam account have?
person 2: let me check.. oh, 5,031 posts
person 1: what the f-ck is wrong with you what do you even post
person 2: literally just pictures of my cat. or maybe how my boyfriend broke up with me. sometimes it’s memes. you never know.
person 1: you egotistical f-ck.
a clique of instagram users who commonly have over 1k posts, post a lot of unconventional selfies, have vulgar usernames and typically funny. they don’t post your typical spam and the name comes from the fact that they show up on your feed more than once in ten minutes. most spams seem like -ssholes, but are really nice once you get to know them and most accounts are ran by fifteen year olds. despite that, they’re generally entertaining. see also: s-ss account.
person 1: last night i uploaded my nudes to my personal and not my spam account.
person 2: my sister found my spam account last night
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