Spammeritus


(n) – condition of physiological paralysis that starts at the fingers and spreads throughout the rest of the body. it occurs in individuals who spam too much. the mind of a spammeritus patient can only focus on spamming and can no longer do anything else besides breathe, eat and possibly talk. the only cure to spammeritus is to wait until the mind can begin to function properly again.
dj used samus’ cannon way too much and caught a very severe case of spammeritus.

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