Spandex Brigade


overly serious cyclists. these people can be seen on racers, sometimes in packs. so called because of their penchant for wearing spandex shorts and tops while cycling around. the spandex brigade are known for their flagrant disregard for traffic lights, signalling, one way systems and a plethora of other traffic laws they feel they are above.
i was trying to cross at a set of traffic lights in the city and nearly got run over by the spandex brigade as they ran through a series of red lights.

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