spandex-tard
cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.
bob: hey man, p-ss this douche
lenny: i don’t want to p-ss this cyclist because he’s hogging the lane. therefore, i will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. lulz.
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