spandix


the tight fitting spandex bike racer outfits those old guys wear to the coffee shop on sundays.
“d-mn man! don’t look up. there is a lot of spandix coming in.”

alternatively for your less well liked buddy, “wow she is hot!”. friend looks up. “d-mn it! i saw the spandix full on!” lol

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