spanish landslide
when you j-zz in your girl’s hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate matadorial phrases.
guy 1: dude i’d just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so i celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.
guy 2: who was your matador?!
guy 1: your dad.
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