spanish meatloaf
a crew of three men are aboard a docked, spanish conquistador boat. an inquisitive tourist (typically caucasian female with gucci sungl-sses or wearing nike sports tights) boards the boat. as most horngry regular people are, she engages in sodomy with the micro-p-n-sed sailors. hence, she is unsatisfied and dries a dead fish on the boat for precisely three hours. she places the fish and the three sailors genitals in her cl-toris while still not achieving any sensual pleasure. the sailors are fed up with her insensitivity so they turkey slap her until she dies. then all penetrate together in one orifice as an acc-mulation of copulatory meat as the spanish meatloaf.
“i think that diana died of a spanish meatloaf.”
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