spanish omelet



a special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver’s ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
just like a spanish omelet: c-m hungry, leave happy.
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when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a lady’s v-g-n- from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her v-g-n- lips open.
if the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout “spanish omlete joder!”
i just gave that bird a spanish omelet, she loved it !

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