spanish paddler
while in a vehicle- when the p-ssenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. the p-ssenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
then the p-ssenger must:
1) pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their p-n-s (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)by shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) p-ssenger will stimulate the drivers p-n-s
3) as the p-n-s becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until -j-c-l-t–n has been achieved.
4) after -j-c-l-t–n the p-ssenger will wipe any dna of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said p-ssenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
i had to spanish paddler that mother f-ckers!
while in a vehicle- when the p-ssenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. the p-ssenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
then the p-ssenger must:
1) pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their p-n-s (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)by shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) p-ssenger will stimulate the drivers p-n-s
3) as the p-n-s becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until -j-c-l-t–n has been achieved.
4) after -j-c-l-t–n the p-ssenger will wipe any dna of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said p-ssenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
i grabbed the wheel and put that b-tch in the ditch. then i had to spanish paddler that mother f-ckers.
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