Spank it bloody
an aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.
jim: sorry you couldn’t hook up tonight at the club. hang in there man you’ll get past this dry spell.
gary: thats alright i’m going to go home and spank it bl–dy to work out some of this frustration.
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