Spank Ze Monkey
a game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. after the winner may choose to call the guy a f-ggot and blow his load onto his face.
dude me and gouch were playing spank ze monkey yesterday and i totally f-cking lost! he blew his load onto my eye and called me a f-ggot, humiliating as sh-t.
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