spanket blanket
a blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. this blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the cc of each load.
frank: hey, where did my blanket go?
matt: andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a spanket blanket. he’ll be out in 5.
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