spankin the bacon


another term for jerkin off.
my wife is not around tonight, guess i’ll be spankin the bacon

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    inside joke by yours truly. only i know the origins of the word. well.. an old friend of mine, andy/dieourumov knows the meaning of it as well. but! other than that, n-body knows. pretty much a unique trademark of my own, i guess you could say. excalifurr? it must be that modern luminous knight guy!

  • spank-it-ass

    (noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing. when that centaur of a woman bent over, i undressed her wide spank-it–ss with my roving eyes. adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below. that’s some spank-it–ss sh-t!!

  • WTTR

    will take time to reply person1: hey dude,w-ssup? person2: dude wttr ;;reply given — since second person will be urgently leaving his home(or unavailable for chat) & is not having time to explain where he is going &how much time he’ll take to return to his online friend…so don’t want his friend(person1) to wait too […]

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    a replacement for ‘thank you very much’ similar to spank you ‘here’s your beer’ ‘spank your furry m-ff’

  • chunk ass

    derogatory term for a person who has spent too much time eating junk food and not enough time exercising. the us is full of these people. “whoaa! fat boy, you is a chunk -ss – quit the cheeseburgers.”


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