Spanktimonious


spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ – adj.
feeling graced/superior by making claims to never m-st-rb-t-, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
the women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; “it is procreation not recreation!”

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