spanky doodle handy
your girl friend is p-ssed out on the couch. use her hand to jerk off. as a male you typically think about clean up. keep jerking off and finish in her hand. here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (yankee doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your sp-nk on her face.
today was laundry day, not only was i down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now p-ssed out on the couch. still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, i finished my tug in her had and gave her the spanky doodle handy. best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
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