spanky franklin
when a man decides it’s a good time to mash his c-ck with the kitchen utensils. the origin is from ancient egypt when the first spoon was invented. a man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
“jesus jerry, why did you give yourself a spanky franklin?”
“well sam, my wife left me, i lost my job, and my kids died.”
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