spanos

the p–p stuck to your erection after having -n-l s-x.
i had to wipe the spanos off my b-n-r when i pulled out.
1. a man or woman, of greek dissent, who is an impressive perspicacious leader within a given community.

2. a golden greek god.

the word originated from the common name -ssigned to greek immigrants with a surname too complicated or inconsistant for immigration inspectors at ellis island, ny. because most immigrants, by coincidence or the will of god, -ssigned with this name became quite successful or, in the least, bad-ss people the word developed into the context in which is it used today.
“i told my grandpa i broke up with my girlfriend. he replied, you need to play the field more anyway. he’s such a spanos.”

“so the guy behind me in court for my dui hearing got a dui on a lawnmower at 1am… he is no spanos.”

“i asked that spanos if he wanted to go to my place. he said i could go but he was going to go ahead and stay.”
high-waisted jeans / shorts that women wear to impress other women, or to deter men from being aroused.

a horrible women’s fashion trend rekindled in 2012, which was last relevant in the late 1980’s & very early 1990’s.
is that girl’s -ss on her neck, or is she just wearing spanos?

those spanos make that woman’s b-tt look flat.

those hot pink spanos make that pretty woman look like she lives in a halfway house.