Spantard


someone who can speak english, but randomly starts speaking spanish to an all english crowd because they think it makes them look cool.
phillip: hey dude, what’s up?

luke: dijiste que eron cabronas!

-walks away-

jon: man, that guy is such a f-cking spantard.

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