spantex
elastic fitness apparel worn by women in b-mpkin america (rural texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.
often accompanied with m-ffintop and cameltoe.
whoa, that heavy on springer is sportin’ some serious spantex.
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