Spanxious


when your way too ready to slap her her -ss
hey dude.. i got with a chick last night and i got too spanxious; she slapped me
a word describing the nature of something exciting. usually having to do with a person.
dude 1: wow that chick was really spanxious she made me want her

dude 2: no look at that one -points to a different girl- now she is spanxious

dude 1: you are so right

dude 2 i usually am
a condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.
dude i totally wanted to bone brady but got too spanxious and didn’t even make it to first base 🙁

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