spare tire
a bulge of fat around the waist
i’ve gotta get rid of this spare tire.
the huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman’s frame because she is so f-cking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. it can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their “hot bod,” but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circ-mfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large …..
“whenever kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire.”
the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women’s jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.
however… can be kindof cute on the right woman
small spare tires are s-xy, whereas big-rig truck tires aren’t
in hold’em poker, a starting hand of jack/four. as in, “what’s a jack for?”
i had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out a 4 4.
playing off the expression third wheel, fifth wheel, etc. a spare tire is a person (male or female) that you bring with you on a date. if the date falls through or you’re not having fun, you rely on the spare tire to get you through the night.
ya she was a total b-tch. good thing i brought gabe along as my spare tire.
a person to act on a buffer on a possibly uncomfortable date. a positive spin on the word thirdwheel. this person is a friend of both of the people who would want to hang out and potentially , but are not too familiar with each other yet. so the spare tire is asked to come along to make the date less awkward.
guy: aye i want to ask jane to the movies this weekend but i’m not sure if she’ll go, i don really know her that well.
friend: oh you like jane? she’s the homie!
guy: oh will you be the sparetire for me?
similar to a third wheel, but instead of one couple and a single person, there are two couples and a single person. the name comes from the fifth wheel in a car, or the spare tire.
it was supposed to be a double date, but tim decided to show up, thus making himself a spare tire.
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