spark-a-lark


a spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. it is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

the spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. it can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don’t enjoy vodka.
“six spark-a-larks please!!!!” – yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

“i forgot i don’t like vodka, good thing i got a spark-a-lark”

“i need a drink, but i still need to workout later. spark-a-larks it is!”

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