Sparkle Dick


when a girl uses face glitter, and she gives you head, you become a sparkle d-ck.
jane gave me head
sparkle d-ck!
when you somehow get glitter on your d-ck, and it wont come off.
dude, i took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! i think i have sparkled-ck
hold a lit sparkler up to where your crotch region lays.
troy “look at my sparkle d-ck!”

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