a sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you m-st-rb-t- longer than 78.5 minutes.
sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to two days.
farfernugel: “june, have you answered barry gibb’s email?”
june: “no, i can’t type, i have this sparklefraffle in my left wrist.”
farfernugel: “pet- or self pleasure-sparklefraffle ?”
june: “from proofreading you p-ck-rf-ckerhead!”
- Spicy Helmet
this is when you put tabasco or other hot sauce on your p-n-s and then have intercourse with a female. she didn’t have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.
a really nice big -ss d-mn, brittany has a nice donksta.
- Spidey fucked
run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your c-m pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. after c-mming, yell “big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood spiderman”, before throwing your fat -ss out of the window. “h-llo, police, come quick, i’ve just been […]
running in circles screaming. thedaddy runs in circles screaming.
- Logan Clough
punk kid. changes people. my bestfriend. p u l s e. m y c r u s h . ( : logan clough is a prroooo.