a sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you m-st-rb-t- longer than 78.5 minutes.
sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to two days.
farfernugel: “june, have you answered barry gibb’s email?”

june: “no, i can’t type, i have this sparklefraffle in my left wrist.”

farfernugel: “pet- or self pleasure-sparklefraffle ?”

june: “from proofreading you p-ck-rf-ckerhead!”

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