Sparklemob


crazed fan-girls who plan to kidnap robert pattinson and make him glitter.
glitter, fan-girl, crazed, robert, twilight, sparklemob
the sparklemob are a group of 14-30 year olds who are complete psychopaths. they spend hours each day on mysp-ce, facebook and twi-hard forums planning the kidnap and s-xual torture of robert pattinson. these plans usually involve pillows, edible glitter and chocolate syrup.
friend: “what are you up to today?”
member: “i’m off planning stuff with the sparklemob”

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