sparkley purple zebra
a sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a ” vanessa” will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.
she is my sparkley purple zebra
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