water that sparkles
effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. only drank by tories.
morgan: ‘oh theresa, p-ss one a gl-ss of sparkling water please’
theresa: ‘only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
the worst form of carbonated drink. it’s like angry water.
“hey bro you want some sparkling water”
“heck no that stuff is nasty”
- vaginal vanguard
someone who conquers p-ss-es all over the land, much like n-z- germany did “today i crossed paths with the v-g-n-l vanguard. all women in that room left without their virginity”
- can we turn it up
can we turn it up, like hardcore, imma turn my master down so you can turn it up like hardcore person 1 -“boi i just died in roblox” person 2 -“this is so sad can we turn it up”
- mark phillips
the baddest mother f-cker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of d-ck 10 pounds of b-lls and hair on every square inch. like some kind of bad-ss miniature bigfoot. better watch out for that mark phillips mother f-cker, he’s a bad dude.
- rim bros
two or more guys that have come to the understanding that they will only lick each other’s -ss in order to not be defined as g-y. derek: “we just ate each other’s -ss, does that make us g-y!?” sid: “f-ck no, as long as we didn’t touch each other’s c-ck, we are now rim bros”
- stish ficks
1. nonsensical jargon. a made up word derived from the wonderment of yore. 2. the woopty woop of a bigger, more sizable salamander. 3. when the c-ck goblin debates on cnn. “stish ficks!! curd turtle and yabuckle jones brought the heater mcgeeter last night!!” “ned’s newts knew nothing negating necrophilliac’s nifty negotiating ‘neath natalie’s nads.”