Sparkly David


when a man is having s-x with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. he then finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like david bowie’s makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his j-zz bolt.
i gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly david.

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