Spartan Birth Control


simply means -n-l s-x. it is derived from the fact that spartan men were forced to bond using -n-l s-x and -n-l s-x is often used as a birth control in modern society.
“dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?”
“nah, i’m just gunna stick to good old spartan birth control.”

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