Spartan Points


similar to brownie points, except instead of simply gaining favour with a person, you gain an increased chance of being granted permission to have -n-l s-x with that person.

this term is derived from an ancient spartan courting tradition, where women were not allowed to marry a man until he had completed his military training, however the women had to remain virgins until married.

in order to secure the continued attention of a suitable spouse, it was extremely common for spartan women to please their prospective partner with -n-l intercourse.
look at you, you’re dressed to kill … hoping to cash in your spartan points tonight?

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