Spartan Ski Club

the s-xiest group of people known. all the female officers are unbelievably sl-tty, straight jersey turnpike. the word c-m will be used in every email at least 3 times. if you see a finger d-ck at a party just give a good yank and move on. a place where flip cup is an olympic sport. a group of people that aren’t afraid to start raw d-gg-n’ some randoms. but most of all, it’s a guaranteed good time!!!
“i got so f-cking trashed last night, i wound up naked next to four hot b-tches this morning. you gotta love a spartan ski club party.”
“i had a typical weekend with the rest of spartan ski club. i don’t remember much, all i remember is that i was playing flip cup and then boom, i was snowboarding naked on the bunny hill.”
the one and only real ski/snowboard club at msu. makes the slopes their b-tch. never allowed to stay in the same hotel/resort twice. everybody knows who they are, and they mark their turf with their stickers which can be found all over the usa. biggest (drinking) club on campus. snappin’ necks and cashin’ checks.
“hey, you hear about that cool msu snowboard club?”
“no, i didn’t!”
“me neither lol those guys are f-gs. lets go hit up the ssc tailgate.”

“h-llo, we’d like to reserve some rooms for our annual ski trip out west, we’d like the same rooms as last year.”
“of course, what was the name of your group?”
“the spartan ski club”
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the largest club on msu’s campus. a social club with a skiing problem. the rowdiest, most bad–ss club on campus!
“who are those people running through campus naked?”
“oh, it’s probably just spartan ski club getting after it.”