Sparwood


a small coal mining town in british columbia, canada. there is an extreme lack of things to do, which results in most of the teenagers engaging in under-age drinking. sparwood is such a boring town that i can not think of anything else to add to this definition.

oh wait the recreation center has awesome mozza fries.
the sign outside of sparwood coming in:
“haha suckers, you’re in sparwood!”
it is derived of 2 words. spartan and wood. it is the greek word for “wood as large as a spartan warrior”
holy bagel brick! that guy’s got a sparwood!

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