Spastic Beat


a genre of dance music popular in finland and with a p-ssionate minority of psychedelic trance heads. the music is characterised by off-beat kick drums and percussion, low fidelity instruments and quirky melodies. this sound was made famous by texas f-ggot of finland. the name is derived from the way people dance to the music: pertaining to, of the nature of, or characterized by spasm.
the name was first coined by raptor on the australiens forum in 2006

‘the people are dancing to spastic beat’

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