Spastic Homie Disease
when a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into sp-ce or at your br–sts all while adjusting his pants. pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.
pros:
can be entertaining to watch.
easy to poke fun at.
never needs to diet.
cons:
can be annoying.
may have a curved spine.
may be easily over-heated.
has a hard time eating.
makes the female do all the work during s-x. (if female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
chaquim: yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? man he is like a tick on a d-ck.
jesus: yo man, that’s not funny. he ain’t on no ‘ting bro, he has ‘spastic homie disease’!
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