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• The Southwestern Mohawk

  the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in to your partners hair. one must then form their partners hair in to a mohawk of ones liking by using their j-zz as lubricant or “gel”. after s-x lisa asked paul to give her the southwestern mohawk by j-zzing in her hair.

• lifesavors

  the chewy yummy delicious fruit flavored candy we all love. little and round with a hole in the middle. solve all problems. they come in many flavors, but now i am eating wild berry flavor. mmmmmm… satify your taste buds today. brad: hey honey i know that we are having a hard time now, but […]

• libbin out

  it’s what liberals do. it can be anything that’s terribly effeminate to downright foolish and stupid. if a liberal is dancing to some sh-tty music while eating runny cheese and sipping on an appletini you could say they are “libbin out” man, geoff really loves libbin out

• saddle grease

  the visible stain on the outer garment of a person that “shart” themselves. did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.

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