spastiche, or ‘stiche’, is a mixture of any available alcoholic substances usually created in the early hours of the morning. the more types of alcohol used, the higher the grade of stiche.
“last night we made a six way spastiche. it was amazing..”
- turkey neck molester
a dumb-ss who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of sh-t to everyone else and they are also dumb as h-ll steven and this boy named ross are some turkey neck molesters
the action of having s-x with twins, much like a threesome. i want to have a twinsome with jack and finn harries like a threesome, but with twins and one other partner. look at those 2 twin blondes playing pool, think i’m gonna get me a twinsome.
- two o'clock wh*r*
a woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o’clock in the morning. alright, bar’s closed so i’m going to the two o’clock wh-r-‘s house to see if she is still awake.
- going taliban
nearly the same as a leeroy jenkins, however this is mostly comprised of pure win. doing something stupid that has a 90% chance of failing and turning the situation into one made out of win can be described as going taliban. daniel- bro, those guys have been talking about jumping you all day. antonio-i got […]
- going to tijuana
taking a sh-t of some description, the size and nature of the load depending on the context and delivery of the phrase. i don’t care that we’re in the vatican… i’m going to tijuana!