Spastification


the art of acting spasticly.

someone who acts like a kn-b for the sake of it, i.e known as a r-t-rd or “spastic”. their level of “spastic-ness” will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
man 1: jesus, what the f-ck is that guy even doing?!
man 2: i dunno man, he’s acting like a proper spastic.
man 1: that’s spastification at its d-mn finest.

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