spatistics
1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits
2. v. a criminal s-x act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman’s belly b-tton (if overweight), ear, or v-g-n- while she is sleeping
3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many sh-tty doc-mentaries
dudebro 1: dude, jim’s got a bad case of the spatistics.
dudebro 2: bro, i know right, sh-lly was p-ssed.
dudebro 1: dude, wtf, bro?
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