Spawntrap
a technique in first person shooters where the entire enemy team camps outside of your team’s sp-wn zone and kill you while you sp-wn. only d-cks use this technique and it is ten times worse than camping. the only way to properly combat this is by rage quitting, unless you are completely mlg and can kill them all.
i rage quitted because those douches were sp-wn trapping in call of duty.
the art of repeatedly spilling your seed on an expecting person: while waiting for your girlfriend to come home start the act of masturbation holding your sp-wn until she pulls into the driveway. when your girlfriend walks up the driveway and opens the front door proceed to jump out from behind the door and blam sp-wn all over her. your girlfriend will become totally p-ssed and b-tch about how this is totally disgusting and you are immature and b-tch you out for a least a half our. during this period you will laugh inside because you are going through your refractory period. your girlfriend will get in the shower because you are going out that night. while your girlfriend is in the shower start masterbating again …holding your seed until she gets out and then blam sp-wn all over her. when she b-tches you out for a half hour while getting ready to go out laugh on the inside as you build up more sp-wn. tell your girlfriend you need to shower for your night out. during the shower start masturbating again and then run b-tt naked and blam sp-wn all over her going out clothes. this is the art of a sp-wn trap.
dude we were so late getting to the bar because i sp-wntrapped my b-tch 4 times after she got off work
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