Spazmagazm
that one in a million moment when you have an -n-l spasm and an -rg-sm at the same time. an -n-l spasm doesn’t need to de induced by -n-l s-x, it is more usual for it to come on after an especially energetic sh-t. both of these are independent events that can happen in every day life but when combined turn into something beautiful, threading the boundary between pain and pleasure like a surfer riding a monster wave.
paddy: “fred are you okay? you’re looking a little depressed lately…”
fred: “yeah life just isn’t the same since that spazmagazm last week.”
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