Spaznomic


a giraffe toe nail
you smell like a spaznomic

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    women’s fashionable footwear characterized by a a tall narrow heel after too many c-cktails, she balanced precariously in her spiked shoes, hoping she wouldn’t she wouldn’t embarr-ss herself by falling face first in front of everyone.

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